Rarely gloats about her award-winning work as a Creative Director for Capitol Records at age 22. Often brags about campaigns she wrote for Earthlink, helping it grow from one guy in his spare bedroom to 1,000,000 subscribers. Does not regret taking a year off to write a screenplay about a talking skunk named Jerry; and would like to remind everyone that ICM not only represented the script, but thought it was “genius.” Loved working as S.V.P. Creative Director on WaMu before they went bankrupt. Swears she did not single-handedly bring down the global economy. Lives in Los Angeles. Misses Chicago. Donates copywriting to human rights groups to atone for bad deeds.